Not quite sure where to start. Here’s the little one, the little poop. She loves animals and can be gentle with them. Not so much with small koi, but that’s another story.


Here’s the other one. She’s the one who feeds me and loves me. The Queen is the real deal!

The big one loves to kiss. It’s OK now. I used to be meaner, biting fuzzy objects that got in my way. I love her too, as long as she feeds me.

When I think of bad ass I think of ZZtop.